Yesterday Landon was grunting and groaning and having a hard time going #2. This morning when he still hadn't pooped I decided to give him a little prune juice hoping to get things moving. After his morning nap still no poo so I gave him a little bit more, maybe 3.5 oz. total. Bad move.

Fast forward to this afternoon, we were playing on the floor and mama was taking pictures . He's really gotten good at flipping over to get ready to crawl. 10 minutes into playing he flips over and as soon as he did I saw a huge poop stain going up his back. 

WTF. 

 Down his legs, up his back, on his neck. I felt like I was cleaning pop out of his ears… it was everywhere! As he's wiggling around getting it all over me and about halfway through a wipes container I said screw it and stripped us both and headed for the shower. 

 Just as I get us both scrubbed clean (gagging as I watch chunks of poop swirl around the drain) I reach to turn off the shower, Landon lets out a toot and then shits on my feet. 

You win prune juice, you win.

I'll spare you the pictures I sent Luke of the crime scene. 

 

Landon's sleeping now and I'm praying he doesn't wake up with another shitty diaper.